Look out — there’s an octopus on your table! Oh, wait — my mistake. It’s just your Thanksgiving Cthurkey — so sorry. Yes, that’s right. This year the Turducken has been replaced by the Cthurkey — an octopus-stuffed turkey with crab legs. While I’m sure it’s tasty, it looks like something out of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea to me!
So the first thing I’ll share being grateful for is that this isn’t on my table!
And don’t do what the pilgrims did AFTER that holiday — you know, the killing for land and stuff. That isn’t what the holiday is supposed to remember. Though, if you do decide to go with the Cthurkey, you may want to consider the piecaken for dessert!